• me: avoids getting in the shower
  • me: avoids getting in the shower
  • me: avoids getting in the shower
  • me: avoids getting in the shower
  • me: gets in the shower
  • me: i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE

columbiaphoenix:

counting-teacups:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

k

-professor

(via aliceclementine)

blastortoise:

My sexuality is “im not fucking you so don’t worry about it”

(via marinashutup)

“Girls are trained to say, ‘I wrote this, but it’s probably really stupid.’ Well, no, you wouldn’t write a novel if you thought it was really stupid. Men are much more comfortable going, ‘I wrote this book because I have a unique perspective that the world needs to hear.’ Girls are taught from the age of seven that if you get a compliment, you don’t go, ‘Thank you’, you go, ‘No, you’re insane.’”
“I am jealous of those who think more deeply, who write better, who draw better, who look better, who live better, who love better than I.”
—  Sylvia Plath (via keoru)

(via marinashutup)

awkwardsituationist:

storm over the serengeti. photos by nick nichols
awkwardsituationist:

storm over the serengeti. photos by nick nichols
awkwardsituationist:

storm over the serengeti. photos by nick nichols
awkwardsituationist:

storm over the serengeti. photos by nick nichols
awkwardsituationist:

storm over the serengeti. photos by nick nichols

FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

(via floorplanofmymind)

“After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week.”