thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

(via turbo-lento)

digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

(via marypussypoppins)

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

I’m just glad I’m not alone on this… for years I have been telling people this, and even refuse to watch the show whose premise was the smart guys and the dumb blonde (and, yes, I do realize they have “smart” female characters now, but it doesn’t change the fact that the main girl is there for the consumption and entertainment of the guys..not cool)

(via marinashutup)

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

(via ladyjay91)

hxlxgram:

the more you look at it the more things move

hxlxgram:

the more you look at it the more things move

(via yeesuswept)

supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.
supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.
supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.
supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.
supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.
supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.
supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.
supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.
supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.

supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.

(via floorplanofmymind)

  • me: avoids getting in the shower
  • me: avoids getting in the shower
  • me: avoids getting in the shower
  • me: avoids getting in the shower
  • me: gets in the shower
  • me: i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE

columbiaphoenix:

counting-teacups:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

k

-professor

(via aliceclementine)

blastortoise:

My sexuality is “im not fucking you so don’t worry about it”

(via marinashutup)

“Girls are trained to say, ‘I wrote this, but it’s probably really stupid.’ Well, no, you wouldn’t write a novel if you thought it was really stupid. Men are much more comfortable going, ‘I wrote this book because I have a unique perspective that the world needs to hear.’ Girls are taught from the age of seven that if you get a compliment, you don’t go, ‘Thank you’, you go, ‘No, you’re insane.’”
“I am jealous of those who think more deeply, who write better, who draw better, who look better, who live better, who love better than I.”
—  Sylvia Plath (via keoru)

(via marinashutup)

awkwardsituationist:

storm over the serengeti. photos by nick nichols
awkwardsituationist:

storm over the serengeti. photos by nick nichols
awkwardsituationist:

storm over the serengeti. photos by nick nichols
awkwardsituationist:

storm over the serengeti. photos by nick nichols
awkwardsituationist:

storm over the serengeti. photos by nick nichols